Shopping: The Olympic Event of Financial Self-Harm
Shopping is the only activity in which a fully grown adult can walk into a
Sorcerer
Hostel Life Hacks: How to Survive on Noise, Noodles, and Bad Decisions
Hostel life is often marketed to innocent newcomers as “the best years of your life,”
Wife: The Domestic Institution That Turned One Man’s Opinions into a Regulated Sector
A wife is not merely a spouse. That is the kind of shallow definition written
The Empire vs. the Flying Toaster
The United States may not always know how to simplify war, but by God it knows how to monetize panic.
Chanakya Niti- Chapter 2
Chapter 2 of Chanakya Niti opens like a man who has long since given up
Girlfriend: A Premium Subscription to Emotional Weather
A girlfriend is not a person so much as a full-service regulatory authority assigned to
College: Love, Lust, and the PDF That Wouldn’t Open
Its sort of coming of age like potty training. It seduces you gently at first — brochures, green lawns, smiling seniors, the promise of “finding yourself” — and then, before you know it, you are in a dim hostel room at 2:11 a.m., half-dressed, underprepared, and whispering filthy things to a PDF that refuses to open.
Software Engineering: Professional Guesswork With Version Control
The beginner arrives innocently. He thinks software engineering is about logic. He has seen movies. In these films, a genius in a black hoodie types very fast in a dark room on his keyboard and either saves the world or steals a satellite.
Medical School: A Prestigious Multi Year Experiment in Turning Sleep Into Mythology
It is less “journey of healing” and more “four-to-six-year hostage situation conducted by PowerPoint, cortisol, and the brachial plexus.”
Java: The Corporate Emperor of Slow Seduction
Somewhere in every Java codebase there is a class called something like AbstractTransactionalManagerFactoryServiceAdapter, and nobody knows what it does except that removing it would crash a hospital, delay pension payments, and possibly open a portal to another dimension.