Operation Blue Top: Two Idiots, One Mall, and the Mathematical Terror of Women’s Clothing
There are moments in life when fate does not merely inconvenience you. It walks into your day wearing boots, kicks over your peace, spits in your tea, and leaves you standing in a shopping mall wondering whether death might still be an accessible option. This is the story of one such day. A day that began with lunch and ended with two grown men being psychologically dismantled by women’s clothing.