Hostel Life Hacks: How to Survive on Noise, Noodles, and Bad Decisions
Hostel life is often marketed to innocent newcomers as “the best years of your life,”
Daily Distortion
Wife: The Domestic Institution That Turned One Man’s Opinions into a Regulated Sector
A wife is not merely a spouse. That is the kind of shallow definition written
Girlfriend: A Premium Subscription to Emotional Weather
A girlfriend is not a person so much as a full-service regulatory authority assigned to
Software Engineering: Professional Guesswork With Version Control
The beginner arrives innocently. He thinks software engineering is about logic. He has seen movies. In these films, a genius in a black hoodie types very fast in a dark room on his keyboard and either saves the world or steals a satellite.
Medical School: A Prestigious Multi Year Experiment in Turning Sleep Into Mythology
It is less “journey of healing” and more “four-to-six-year hostage situation conducted by PowerPoint, cortisol, and the brachial plexus.”
How Not to Die in a Forest Full of Opportunists: Mahabharatha
There stood, in the middle of a vast forest, a magnificent banyan tree — the
How to Drive Like Civilization Has Given Up on You
This is a humble attempt to explain the fine art of driving to those who approach the automobile the way a goat approaches a typewriter: with curiosity, optimism, and no clear plan for what happens next.
Operation Blue Top: Two Idiots, One Mall, and the Mathematical Terror of Women’s Clothing
There are moments in life when fate does not merely inconvenience you. It walks into your day wearing boots, kicks over your peace, spits in your tea, and leaves you standing in a shopping mall wondering whether death might still be an accessible option. This is the story of one such day. A day that began with lunch and ended with two grown men being psychologically dismantled by women’s clothing.
Bob the Fish: The Accidental Alien Romance
A cautionary tale about curiosity, bad luck, and unsolicited intimacy
Exams: A Survival Guide for the Unprepared
Exams are that magical time when students are expected to remember things they have successfully ignored for an entire semester. Topics that had zero relevance to life suddenly become urgent. You are asked to write answers to questions that even the person who set the paper doesn’t fully understand. And if you dare to be original? Congratulations. You will be punished for creativity.